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"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, it was planned that way."
-- President Franklin Delano Roosevelt


"One of the things that is interesting about reading conspiracy theory is that much of what folks think is conspiracy is really many people acting in concert to make or protect their money."
-- Catherine Austin Fitts (analyst and radio personality, "Coast To Coast AM)


"The natural progress of things is for government to gain ground and for liberty to yield."
--Thomas Jefferson


"Every civilization finds it necessary to negotiate compromises with its own values."
--Gold Meir (purportedly), once Prime Minister of Israel


"It's not that life is too short, it's that we're dead for such a long time."
-- T-shirt slogan


"The climate and the chemical properties of the Earth now and throughout its history seem always to have been optimal for life. For this to have happened by chance is as unlikely as to survive unscathed a drive blindfold through rush hour traffic."
--
Dr James Ephraim Lovelock CH, CBE, FRS, British independent scientist, author, researcher, environmentalist and futurologist


"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
-- Anonymous


"Let's face it.  We're not changing the world. We're building a product that helps people buy more crap -- and watch porn."
-- William Watkins, the former chief executive of Seagate, which makes the disk drives used to store music, movies and data


"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-- Brooke Shields


"Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe down about "character issues." Either that or just go ahead and determine the presidency with three-legged races and pie eating contests.  It would make better TV."
-- P. J. O'Rourke


"This American government -- what is it but a tradition, though a recent one, endeavoring to transmit itself unimpaired to posterity, but each instant losing some of its integrity?  It has not the vitality and force of a single living man, for a single man can bend it to his will."
-- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)


"Throughout history a vulnerability of good and moral people has always been their inability to grasp how truly evil people can be because they have had little personal experience with their extreme depths of arrogance and all-consuming lust for power that knows no moral restraint."
--Anonymous


"Alienation between generations is a product of schooling. There's no reason for teenagers to be alienated." 
-- University of Toronto researcher J. Gary Knowles on the effects of homeschooling, which has proven to take the edge off rebellious behavior among teenagers, who added, "I wouldn't say homeschoolers are better educated, but they are better equipped to learn."


“From health care to housing, from schools to Homeland Security, there is not a single major urban problem facing Los Angeles that does not have illegal immigration as its root cause, or at the very least, as a contributing factor. But unlike Las Vegas, what happens in LA doesn’t stay in LA. The problems we have been enduring for decades have been exported to virtually every corner of America.”  
-- Doug McIntyre, radio host of KABC’s “McIntyre in the Morning," in Los Angeles


“This is America”, he said with a newcomer’s pride. “In America you don’t have to speak English."
-- In a 2005 page one story, the Los Angeles Daily News reported on an only-in-LA phenomenon — Korean immigrants learning Spanish, not English. One Korean business owner defended the decision because his customers and employees speak Spanish.


"There are glimpses of heaven to us in every act, or thought, or word that raises us above ourselves." 
--Arthur P. Stanley (1815-1881)


"The man who dies leaving behind him millions of available wealth, which was his to administer during life, will pass away unwept, unhonored and unsung."
-- Andrew Carnegie (1835-1919)


"If a free society cannot help the many who are poor it cannot save the few who are rich."
--John F. Kennedy


"That's the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating."
-- Will Rogers (1879-1935)


Our planet...consists largely of lumps of fall-out from a star-sized hydrogen bomb...Within our bodies, no less than three million atoms rendered unstable in that event still erupt every minute, releasing a tiny fraction of the energy stored from that fierce fire of long ago.
--  Dr James Ephraim Lovelock CH, CBE, FRS, British independent scientist, author, researcher, environmentalist and futurologist


"Love is a beautifier."
-- Louisa May Alcott


"He who sees a need and waits to be asked for help is an unkind as if he had refused it."
-- Dante (1265-1321)


"The record of a generous life runs like a vine around the memory of our dead, and every sweet unselfish act is now a perfumed flower."
-- Robert G. Ingersoll (1833-1899)


"If we listened to our intellect, we'd never have a love affair.  We'd never have a friendship.  We'd never go into business, because we'd be cynical.  Well, that's nonsense.  You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down."
-- Ray Bradbury


"If envy were not such a tearing thing to feel, it would be the most comic of sins.  It is usually -- if not always -- based on a complete misunderstanding of another person's situation."
--Monica Furlong


"Public opinion should not be confused with popular sentiment.  Popular sentiment is what people say to one another around their dinner tables. Popular opinion is what they say to callers from polling organizations."
--Richard Brookhiser, Commentary magazine


"Whatever your life's work is, do it well.  A man should do his job so well that the living, the dead and the unborn could do it no better. If it falls your lot to be a street sweeper, sweep streets like Michelangelo painted pictures, like Shakespeare wrote poetry, like Beethoven composed music; sweep streets so well that the hosts of heaven and earth will pause and say, 'Here lived a great street sweeper, who swept his job well.' "
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.


"When you love someone, you do not love him or her in exactly the same way, from moment to moment.  It is an impossibility.  And yet that is exactly what most of us demand.  We have so little faith in the ebb and flow of life, of love, of relationships.  We leap at the flow of the tide and resist in terror its ebb.  We are afraid it will never return. 

"We insist on permanency, on continuity, when the only continuity possible is in growth, in freedom, in the sense that the dancers are free, barely touching as they pass but partners in the same pattern.  The only real security in a relationship lies neither in looking back in nostalgia, nor forward with dread or anticipation, but living in the present and accepting the relationship as it is now."
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh in "Gift From the Sea"


"One early spring day I met an old farmer.  It had been a rainy spring and I commented about how good it must be for the crops to have so much rain early in the season.  He replied, 'No, if the weather is too easy on the crops now, the plants may only grow roots on the surface.  If that happens, then a storm could easily destroy the crops. 

"However, if things are not so easy in the beginning, the plants will have to grow the strong and deep roots they need to get at the water and nourishment down below.  If a storm or drought comes, they are more likely to survive.'  Now I look at rough times as an opportunity to put down some roots to help me weather future storms as they may come my way."
-- Jerry Stemkowski


"My God, the man is a fascist -- a fascist, I tell you."
 -- Former respected reporter, now columnist Helen Thomas on former President George W. Bush.


"I don't think anyone could have handled it better. What would it have served if he had jumped out of his chair and ran out of the room? I knew it was something serious. The president bit his lip and clenched his jaw. I didn't know what happened, whether it was something with his wife or children or something with the nation.

"I remember praying that God would watch over our school and protect our children...That day I would have voted for him...I've heard people say, 'Why didn't you get the children out of there?'  Where were they supposed to go? Many of their parents weren't home. Some didn't have rides. It would have created chaos...There is nothing anyone can tell me to change my perspective, because I was there."

-- Gwendolyn Tose-Rigell, principal of Sarasota, Florida's Emma E. Booker elementary school (talking to the Sarasota Herald Tribune), a Democrat, remembering 9:05 AM on September 11,  2001, as White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card passed her, then whispered to President Bush that the World Trade Center Towers had been hit in an apparent terrorist attack. The president stayed seated for another six minutes reading to children before making his departure, an act of restraint that has been continually criticized since. 


"I tell you, the woman is a monster, a monster, a monster...The lady is a goddamn liar."
-- Helen Thomas on former Bush administration security advisor Condoleeza Rice


"The two leading contenders for the U.S. presidency (in 2004 were) both members of Skull and Bones, one of the oldest secret societies in America. Why (was) this not a major election-year issue?"

-- WhatReallyHappened.com, 2004 on the possible conspiracy to elect a Yale Skull and Bones Society president.  Skull and Bones is a fraternal society among college men (of which 41st President George H. W. Bush was said to have been a member too), though some suspect it to be a secret organization plotting to take over the world. 


"When you're a conspiracy theorist, you see a conspiracy around every corner, beneath every manhole cover."
-- Edgar Bron


"Who knows if any of us will be around in 1972? Existence is so fickle, fate is so fickle."
-- Robert F. Kennedy, 1967


"Less is more."
-- Mies Van Der Rohe


"My record producer [David Kahne] said the major record labels these days are like dinosaurs sitting around discussing the asteroid. They know it's going to hit. They don't know when, they don't know where it's coming from. But it's sort of hit already. With iTunes, and all of that."
--Paul McCartney, 2007 on the coming end of records and CDs as we know them


"In the long run perhaps, Presley will do everyone a favor by pointing up the need for earlier sex education, so that neither his successors nor television can capitalize on the idea that this type of routine is somehow highly tempting, yet forbidden fruit."
--The New York Times, 1956, after Elvis Presley appeared singing and gyrating on TV


"A zebra does not change its spots."
-- Al Gore


"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
--Britney Spears


"Outside of the killings, [Washington, D.C.] has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
-- Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.


"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
-- George W. Bush


"I don't mind being controversial.  Even Jesus wasn't loved in his day."
-- Elvis, 1956


"Jazz originally was the accompaniment of the voodoo dancer, stimulating the half-crazed barbarian to the vilest deeds.  The weird chants, accompanied by the syncopated rhythm of the voodoo invokers, has also been employed by other barbaric people to stimulate brutality and sensuality.  That it has a demoralizing effect on the human brain has been demonstrated by many scientists."
-- Editorial in The Ladies Home Journal, August 1921


"I don't want to do a TV series.  It's no fun working from dawn to sunset every day.  An occasional movie would be fine, and then I'll see what might develop on the political front."
-- Ronald Reagan in 1965, talking about his future


"I think there's a big phalanx of careerists (producers, network people) that come between the actors, writers and prop men on the one hand and the audience on the other. I think there is a huge bureau of agents who work for the corporate state. They make sure that the corporate state's message is what gets through. Television is all about getting you in a mood. Sort of reassuring you. That's all that network television does: preaches to the choir, tells you things you already know. And sometimes it makes you feel smart for being on the 'right side.'"
-- "Sopranos" and "Rockford Files" producer David Chase on writing for television


"Those eyes! I can't stand those eyes looking at me! He's thinking of how he knew me when I was going to be a great writer.  And he's thinking, now look at what I am!"
-- Robert Benchley (purportedly) encountering the great writer Robert Sherwood at a party in the early 1940s.  Benchley was a noted wit, writer and member of the Algonquin Round Table who in 1930 was considered one of the next great writers but who, by 1943, had settled for making humorous short movies in Hollywood.  He died in 1945.


"The media is in the business of finding exceptions to everyday life.  Bad things are still the exception.  That's good, because once bad things stop being news, we really are in trouble.  If people forget that bad is the exception, they think they live in a horrible world. There is so much that works and is right and friendly and warm. But we take that for granted."
-- Tom Bodett, that "We'll leave the light on for ya" guy


"There was a series in the Los Angeles Times on how every day we get new information about something that is going to hurt us.  Cellular phones are going to kill us.  Caffeine is bad for pregnant women. Left-handed people have more heart attacks than right-handed people. The American people are being scared to death, and they don't enjoy themselves anymore.  For years we were told that butter was bad but margarine was great.  Now margarine is even worse than butter! They are taking every joy, every pleasure, every contentment away from people with this constant research into stuff that nobody thinks about until the research has begun on it."
-- the late Tom Snyder, former TV talk host, in Playboy, 1994


"My baby sitter was a Muslim and she taught me about the honorable Elijah Mohammed.  She'd explain to me why the white man is a devil... When I was 16, I borrowed my mother's car and went through a white area of Cleveland that black people weren't supposed to enter.  They threw a brick through my window; a guy jumped on the hood.  My life was in danger.  I hated white people for a few years after that.  (But) In college I had three white roommates.  At first I tried everything to get out of that room, but finally these guys opened me up to dialogue.  That year changed my life."
-- Former talk show host Arsenio Hall on racism, in TV Guide magazine


"In the past quarter century, we exposed biases against other races and called it racism, and we exposed biases against women and called it sexism. Biases against men we call humor."
Warren Farrell, "Women Can't Hear What Men Don't Say"
 

"Believe me, you don't walk away from the kind of money you make with a daily television show.  You might get awful tired of it sometimes, but take a second look at the check and you get less tired right away."
-- Johnny Carson, 1960, TV host of the game show "Who Do You Trust?" two years before he took over The Tonight Show


"Advice is worth what you pay for it.  So always charge for advice."
-- Michael Shiloh, quoted in The Odessa American 1/26/1994


"If I've done anything, I've brought passion to television."
-- Geraldo Rivera, a 29-year-old WABC-TV reporter in 1972


"An intellectual carrot? The mind boggles!"
-- From the screenplay for the 1953 movie, The Thing (From Another World) directed by Christian Nyby


"Probably the best horror series ever to make it to TV was Thriller, which ran on NBC from September of 1960 until the summer of 1962.  With Boris Karloff as host, Thriller, like all successful TV horror programs, had an anthology format... But during Thriller's brief run, viewers were guaranteed a literate story created for the sole purpose of frightening them into spasms.

"Nominally science fiction, in reality a horror program, The Outer Limits was, after Thriller, the best program of its type to run on network TV... For shear, hard-edged clarity of concept, (even the classic series) The Twilight Zone could not match The Outer Limits, which ran from September 1963 until January 1965.

"The (Outer Limits) executive producer was Leslie Stevens; it's line producer was Joseph Stefano, who wrote the screenplay for Hitchcock's "Psycho."  Stefano's vision of what the program was about was an extraordinarily simple one.  Each episode, he insisted, had to have a "bear" -- some sort of monstrous creature that would make an appearance before the station break at the half hour.  In some cases the bear was not harmful in and of itself...

"My favorite Outer Limits bear literally came out of the woodwork (in an episode titled 'It Crawled Out of the Woodwork') and was sucked into a charwoman's vacuum cleaner, where it began to grow...and grow...and grow..."
-- Author Stephen King on TV horror series in his book, "Danse Macabre"


"Nobody asked my wife."
-- the late TV anchor Walter Cronkite on being dubbed "The Most Trusted Man in America."


"We have met the enemy and they are us."
-- classic comic strip character Pogo, by Walt Kelly


"Political language...is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidarity to pure wind."
-- George Orwell


"Once made equal to men, woman becomes his superior."
-- Socrates


"'I just want a nice guy,' women whine. Then they date the first drunken leather-clad jerk who spills his drink on her dress...With bad boys, we know what to expect. We'll try to change them, it won't work, and we'll be left heartbroken. But, it will be entirely not our fault. Whereas if we date Mr. Nice Guy and it doesn't work out, we're going to have to take some ownership of the failure. Some women are just more comfortable playing the victim."
-- "Why Good Girls Always Want the Bad Boys" by Laura Snyder


"I have said again and again that even if Saddam Hussein is captured or killed in the next instant, it won't change my view about how I can run a more effective war on terror..."
-- October, 2004: Presidential candidate John Kerry, mistakenly referring to "Saddam Hussein," disagreeing with his wife Teresa that Osama bin Laden would be captured just before the election to give President Bush "unfair" advantage in the 2004 election. Many people confused the two, but Mr. Kerry is the only presidential candidate to do so.


"We have this ritual in the morning, (my girls, 6 and 9 years old) come in my bed, and Dad isn’t there — because he's too snore-y and stinky, they don’t want to ever get into bed with him...but we cuddle up and we talk. We’ve talked about everything from the boy that one daughter doesn’t particularly like in school to what is a period..."
-- Michelle Obama on her home life


"Those who eat their fill speak to the hungry of the wonderful times to come. Those who lead the country to the abyss call ruling too difficult for ordinary men."
-- playwright and director Bertolt Brecht


"However richly inspired by love, marriage is a high-wire act that is usually attempted by two nervous wrecks who just go for it, reeling with bliss.  The rest is work, faith and destiny -- which carries with it, as does everything from God, the possibility of plunging from great heights."
-- Richard Atcheson


"One of the important things about marriage is to be accepted. Love is the basis of marriage, but there are many married people who have never felt accepted.  Marriage is not a reformatory, and spouses need to reach out to each other without criticism or reservations.  To live with a wife or husband who does not accept you is a dark valley to walk through."
--Charles L. Allen


"Three hundred men, all of whom know one another, direct the economic destiny of Europe and choose their successors from among themselves."
-- Walter Rathenau, who in 1909 controlled German General Electric.


"What we have now is democracy without citizens. No one is on the public's side. All the buyers are on the corporations' side. And the bureaucrats in the Administration don't think the government belongs to the people."
-- Ralph Nader, 1969


"Right topic, wrong year."
-- The Washington Post reflecting on a 10,000-copy special edition section titled "Election 2000" mailed to journalists June, 2004


"A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money."
--The late Senator Everett Dirksen


“Bush Junior is far more intelligent than his image or the press suggest. And he is 100 per cent trustworthy. He is also a much stronger man than Bush senior...President Bush has far more in common with (former British Prime Minister Margaret) Thatcher than (he has with) his father. It is nonsense to say Bush is in the pocket of the neo-conservatives. I know the so-called neo-cons and it is all a myth. They can’t agree on anything, let alone organize themselves for a predetermined program. He’s got the steel and backbone of his mother, Barbara Bush, and not his weak and feeble father.”  
-- veteran British journalist Paul Johnson, 2005, who knows them all


"Fifty men have run America and that's a high figure."
-- Joseph Kennedy, the father of the late president John Kennedy.


"Something in human nature causes us to start slacking off at our moment of greatest accomplishment.  As you become successful, you will need a great deal of self-discipline not to lose your sense of balance, humility and commitment."
--H. Ross Perot


"They went to school, they participated in the professions, they participated in the government and business and, as long as they stayed out of [Saddam's] way, they had considerable freedom of movement."
-- Sen. Hillary Clinton on why women were better off in Saddam Hussein's Iraq than they have been since.


" We have fewer troops in Afghanistan than we had law enforcement [officers] at the Olympics in Salt Lake City."
--
Sen. Hillary Clinton, during the 2004 Olympics, on why US military strength abroad is too low. 


"A society in which women are taught anything but the management of a family, the care of men and the creation of the future generation is a society on its way out."
-- L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Scientology


"Knott and Schott fought a duel. In the end, Knott was shot and Schott was not, making it better to be Schott than Knott."
-- Anonymous


"And this, incidentally, is my thumbnail sketch of American marriage: A woman sees a man; she likes him.  Now she jumps on this thing and rides it to some kind of standstill.  Then she changes it and trains it, and to the exact degree that she's able to do this, she disrespects him."
--Jack Nicholson in GQ Magazine


"If Karl, instead of writing a lot about capital, had made a lot of it...it would have been much better."
-- Karl Marx's mother


"There are two passions which have a powerful influence on the affairs of men. These are... love of power and love of money.... When united... they have the most violent effects."
-- Benjamin Franklin


"If we make peaceful revolution impossible, we make violent revolution inevitable."
-- President John F. Kennedy


"It is only the religious mind that is a truly revolutionary mind."
-- J. Krishnamurti


"In the future, everybody will be famous for fifteen minutes."
-- artist Andy Warhol


"He who is still laughing is he who hasn't heard the terrible news."
-- Bertolt Brecht


"Houston court-at-law Judge Jim Anderson says he's seen it all as a misdemeanor judge, but he still is startled when ordinary people with famous names come before him.  He's tried Jesse Jackson, Michael Jackson, John Glenn and Jerry Lewis.  He recalls the funniest name he's ever tried was Ace O'Spades.  He was charged with gambling."
--Houston Chronicle reporter Barbara Linkin


"I wonder whether what we're publishing now is worth cutting down the trees to make paper for the stuff."
-- Richard Brautegan


"Property law of toddlers: If I like it, it's mine.  If it's in my hand, it's mine. If I can take it away from you, it's mine. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. If I'm doing something or building something, all of those pieces are mine.  If it looks just like mine, it's mine.  If I think it's mine, it's mine."
--Anonymous


"Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful,
Might as well live."

-- Dorothy Parker


"I love God, and when you get to know Him, you find He's a Livin' Doll."
-- actress Jane Russell


"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible."
-- Albert Einstein


"Every man's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers."
-- Hans Christian Anderson


"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation."
-- Henry David Thoreau, "Walden"


"Your wig steers the gig."
-- monologist and hipster Lord Buckley


"Power is the end. What other delight is there but to enjoy the sheer sense of control? Let me see any other motive in the people who command."
-- Richard J. Whalen, author of The Founding Father, speaking of Joseph Kennedy.


"When you're driving hard out on the limit and the true love of speed comes over you, you don't want to slow up. You know that you ought to maybe. But you're locked into something so big that you can't let go. It's always the same -- the faster you go the less you care about being able to stop. Ever."
-- racing driver Sam Posey


"You can't get snot off a suede jacket."
-- Lenny Bruce


"Life begins at the centerfold and expands outward."
-- Lisa Baker, Playboy magazine's Miss November, 1966


"In trying to give, you see that you have nothing.
Seeing that you have nothing, you try to give of yourself.
Trying to give of yourself, you see that you are nothing.
Seeing that you are nothing, you desire to become.
In desiring to become, you begin to live."

-- Rene Daumal


"There is nothing new except what has been forgotten."
-- Marie Antoinette


"May my hands proclaim that my eyes have loved."
-- artist Hannes Bok (Trivia: Bok was the world's biggest fan of the music from the movie "King Kong")


"Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes to us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday."
-- actor John Wayne


"The main obligation is to amuse yourself."
-- humorist S. J. Perelman


"Take care of the minutes and the hours will take care of themselves."
-- Chesterfield


"Ah, the palindrome: Lewd did I live & evil did I dwel."
-- Anonymous


"Laugh-in and humor variety shows like it were killed off by talk shows.  Back in the '60s, everyone had a variety show then.  Then, at first, it was talk-variety, where you'd go on and sit and talk for a minute, then you'd get up and do something.  Now nobody gets up and does anything."
--the late Dick Martin, half of the comedy team Rowan and Martin, hosts of the legendary comedy show Rowan and Martin's Laugh In (1968-1971)


"This is not to put down the filmed whodunnit automatically, but to acknowledge how difficult it is to bring off successfully.  It requires a plot that is ingenious but not so ingenious that it becomes laborious, as well as a group of characters who fit the events, but who can't appear to have been manufactured as the moving parts of an otherwise stationary vehicle.  There must be a balance between the style of the performance and the work being performed."
-- film critic Vincent Canby 3/21/82 on the complexities of writing screen mysteries


"Love seeketh not itself to please
Nor for itself hath any care;
But for another gives its ease
And builds a Heaven in Hell's despair."

-- William Blake, "Songs of Experience"


"If you want peace of mind, you have to learn there's almost nothing in the world that can't be ignored."
-- Anonymous


"An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have.  The older she gets the more interested he is in her."
-- Agatha Christie


"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been before."
-- President Dwight D. Eisenhower


"We experience moments absolutely free of worry.  These brief respites are called panic."
--Cullen Hightower


"I think every Negro over fifty should get a medal for putting up with all that crap."
-- Miles Davis


"No black man wants a blue-eyed black child, and no white man wants a kinky-haired white child. Nature didn't mean it to be that way."
-- Muhammad Ali, 1971


"Do you know what the country needs today? A seven-cent nickel...If it works out, next year we could have an eight-cent nickel...You could go to the newsstand, buy a three-cent newspaper and get the same nickel back again. One nickel carefully used would last the family a lifetime."
-- Groucho Marx, written by George S. Kaufman


"I never felt so much at home as I do in New York. I must be a devil."
-- Brendan Behan


"Look Mommy, teacher says every time a bell rings, an angels gets his wings!"
-- "It's a Wonderful Life"


"The complicated engines manufactured by men demand, if one really wants to use them, much calm. Ever since our love for machines replaced the love we used to have for our fellow man, catastrophes proceed to increase."
-- Man Ray


"Did you ever feel like the whole world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?"
-- comedian George Gobel on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, 1968


"Seinfeld wasn't just the future of American comedy, it was part of a proud tradition. The first producer to back the show was Castle Rock's Rob Reiner, who was the real-life inspiration for Richie, the first true brat to make it big in sitcoms (on dad Carl Reiner's The Dick Van Dyke Show, one of the best comedies of the 1960s).

Reiner then got famous playing Meathead on All In the Family, one of the best comedies of the 1970s. So who else should have produced the best comedy of the 1990s, with an all-brat cast? And Seinfeld's pedigree goes back even further. Roseanne was righter than she knew when she sniped, "They think they're doing Samuel Beckett instead of a sitcom.'

In fact, Beckett's play 'Waiting for Godot' was partly inspired by Laurel and Hardy, and Laurel and Hardy partly inspired Abbott and Costello, and Abbott and Costello largely inspired Seinfeld & company. So Seinfeld just brought comedy back to its roots. For that -- and for countless water-cooler conversations about puffy shirts and Elaine's 'full-body, drive-heave' dance style -- we will be forever grateful."
-- TV Guide, January 17, 1998, on the closing of Seinfeld's eight-year run on television.


"The turkey is living proof than an animal can survive with no intelligence at all."
-- Harvey D. Comstock


"Some believers conclude that they know exactly what God has in mind and, vested with high office, could provide Him with some much needed help.  Unbelievers conclude that they know what God would do if he existed, and that since those things are not being done, He does not exist."
--Glenn Tinder


"Mrs. Krishner is really saying: 'Hurry Krishner, ram it, ram it; hurry Krishner, hurry hurry.'"
-- satirist Paul Krasner on the Hari Krishna movement, 1970


"The mind travels faster than the pen: consequently, writing becomes a question of learning to make occasional wing shots, bringing down the bird of thought as it flashes by.  A writer is a gunner, sometimes waiting in his blind for something to come in, sometimes roaming the countryside hoping to scare something up."
--E. B. White


"A few months ago I came across an American anthology of essays, poems, speeches and debates from the past.  I was envious about the ability of so many Americans of those days gone by to write or talk with eloquence of thought and language, and with a talent for civil discourse.

"Anger is in this book, and passion and hate for what should be hated.  But what is absent is what is now so often  part of our printed and spoken dealings with one another -- meanness, vendetta, contempt, rumor, bile.

"They addressed one another with courtesy that they assumed was due to all human beings - and wrote in language that embraces everybody."
--A. M. Rosenthal, in The New York Times
 


"The saving grace of America lies in the fact that the overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities -- a sense of humor and a sense of proportion."
--Franklin D. Roosevelt
 


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